January 2012
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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The average American will eat 19 pounds of cereal...
Except me, who will eat much more.
Jan 21st
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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“Change what you can, accept what you can’t.”
– New Year’s Resolutions, same as always
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Plans for Harry Potter at Universal Studios... →
firebolting: THE GRINGOTTS RIDE
Jan 1st
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“BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes) Don’t understand this, but reblogging for Shela! :)
Jan 1st
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December 2011
41 posts
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Dec 25th
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Also turn off the goddam Espn because it's early...
I don’t like you. I don’t even think I love you. I tolerate you, because it would be too complicated not to. And I think that’s the best it’s ever going to be. Anything else is just an attempt to make me feel like a better person. I know that sounds bad, and it is. But I need to stop pretending that things will change when I “grow up.” Growing up isn’t...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Anyone who has followed you for a while knows that you don't find rape or sexual assault funny; I hope the flame doesn't worry you too much.
Dec 22nd
Anonymous asked: why do you think rape is funny. you're a fucking idiot
Dec 22nd
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SO EXCITED for "and I raped your wife" to become a...
Dec 22nd
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“I find European Hispanics vastly superior.”
– Marcy, American Horror Story
Dec 22nd
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AHS Finale Predictions
(Sorry! I tried making a cut and it’s not working! Spoilers!) After rewatching the entire season (I have a life x1000), here are my predictions for tonight’s episode. Constance will commit suicide. E! Online said there will be a “shocking death”… The Eclipse article makes it seem like it’ll be Ben, but that would be the LEAST shocking death possible....
Dec 21st
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My Christmas Wish List
cellardoors: MCAT Prep Books Victoria’s Secret Yoga Pants TOMS shoes Michael Kors Tortoise Shell Watch My own copy of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Hard copy of the new Florence & the Machine album World peace A kitten …that’s all I could think of. I also don’t really care if I get any of those things. Except the world peace, right? I mean, that would be a definite game...
Dec 20th
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AHS Finale (Spoiler)
EW: So when Violet shut her eyes and said “Go away” to Tate, does that mean he’s been banished from the house? Will he be back in the finale?
Ryan Murphy: No, he does come back in the finale, and their relationship is played out in the finale. But for the most part that was the conclusion of the relationship.
Sounds pretty conclusive to me. (insidetv.ew.com/2011/12/15/american-horror-story-ryan-murphy-vivien-birth/)
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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AHS Questions (& Spoilers)
Forgive me if I just missed something… How did Addie predict that those redhead twins and Vivian were going to die? How come we’ve never seen the ghost of Constance’s husband? Constance said she had four kids? So that’s Addie, Tate, the other brother, and…? Tate told Constance and Moira that they had to hide the bodies of the home invasion people if they wanted...
Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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“Nobody cared, then they did. Why?”
– Chuck Klosterman, Six-Word Memoirs
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk...”
– Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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How To Cope With Life: Finals Edition
thebrownsugardiaries: 1. Eat inappropriate portions of fruit jellies 2. Unload all your problems to anyone who will listen 3. Fantasize about your mom’s homemade samosas 4. Experiment with uncharted levels of caffeine-to-blood ratios 5. Plan a trip to Chile for some unspecified time in the future 6. Listen to Beyonce 7. Obsess over your tumblr  Alternatively, The Katie Platinum Member Plan: ...
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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“403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it.”
– Log-in fail.
Dec 7th
tatersinthebuilding asked: Nice blog.
Dec 6th
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