December 2009
66 posts
You know why tonight’s fun? ‘Cause everyone’s so gay. And they know how to have...
– Drunk Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation (via jweav)
is that a good show?
Kate: I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.
Max: Wow, now you can read Seventeen magazine and get all the references.
- Kicking and Screaming
I found myself writing ‘wake up’ and ‘go to bed’ in my...
– Max, Kicking and Screaming
What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into...
– Max, Kicking and Screaming
Grover: Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.
Jane: What do you mean?
Grover: I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.
- Kicking and Screaming
Jane: Sometimes you can be such a child.
Grover: Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.
- Kicking and Screaming
The test of friendship is whether or not you hate the same people.
– Alice, The Secret Life of The American Teenager (via bildungsromance)
Stream of consciousness
bildungsromance:
1) What am I doing with my life?
2) Decide classes! Decide SA! Decide classes!
3) Mild panic ensues.
4) Grrr I irrationally hate her so much NO YOU DON’T AFFECT ME! NEITHER WILL YOU!!! Grrr NO Grrr NO!!!
5) ugh so full. so thirsty.
6) Children are too exhausting.
7) Ok whatever I’m going to watch this episode and go to bed.
Maybe this is why… I need a new…life plan aka...
The body and the mind can’t heal in two.
– Sea Wolf, “Orion and Dog”
kgtl:
aprettywar:
54 Best Books of the Decade as composed by some random tumbl-er.
14. Lockpick Pornography by Joey Comeau, 2005 15. The Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling 16. Captain Freedom: A Superhero’s Quest for Truth, Justice, and the Celebrity He So Richly Deserves by G. Xavier Robillard, 2009
So this will be my alone-time life for the next, oh, 10 years.
The Harry Potter series is...
It’s so weird when you see someone you just dreamed about. Like it’s...
– Angela, My So-Called Life
There are so many different ways to be connected to people. There are the people...
– Angela, My So-Called Life
When you call someone’s name, like, kind of loud, and they don’t...
– Angela, My So-Called Life
It was kind of like driving by a horrible car accident. You just had to look.
– Angela, My So-Called Life
You know how sometimes the last sentence you said, like, echoes in your brain?...
– Angela, My So-Called Life
Huge events take place on this earth everyday - earthquakes, hurricanes. Even...
– Angela, My So-Called Life
The worst feeling is suddenly realizing you don’t measure up. And that, in...
– Angela, My So-Called Life
But that’s the part that’s so unfair. I have nothing else on my...
– Angela, My So-Called Life
You have so much game…like monopoly, operation, and candyland COMBINED
...
– Katie, who always makes me :) (via bildungsromance)
I love you and it’s crazy how much we can talk about WM and never get bored of it! WM brushing his teeth…. OH YEAH! <3
In an ideal world, I’d have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right...
– Dwight Shrute, The Office
Complaint #544
whitewhine:
Is it that hard for Netflix to have some good Watch Instantly movies?
-Whine by Adi
MLIT →
481. GO TO CLASS OR YOU'RE AN ASS.
(via gotwisdom)
this is for you, shela <3