January 2010
30 posts
Vat?! Whores!
cellardoors:
Posting pictures of the “art” plastered across your 12-year-old bodies on a social networking site is classy. Real classy.
I don’t care where I go to college. I applied to 4 schools and I justdon’tcare because I’m going to furnish my dorm room with throw blankets and beaded pillows from IKEA and I like studying and mini-fridges. I do not care if I am in Florida or not,...
“I’ve always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome… makes me identify...”
– Bored to Death
“Kenneth, your haircut is disrespectful toward lesbians!”
– Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
“Dancing Daze” - The Avett Brothers
My Journalistic Return →
So, after going through the editing process, it sounds a little more blunt and jumpy-aroundy than I intended, but at least after this I can be considered a staff writer! (Instead of a contributing writer.)
“It’s very comforting to use an insulting colloquialism, even when it...”
– Bones, “The X in the File”
“I don’t think she’s a lobster. I think she’s more of a string...”
– Shela Suh <3
jweav asked: If you were exiled from the U.S., where would you go?
To the top of the world.
cellardoors:
In a way, it’ll be really nice to go home to Iowa on breaks from college. There won’t be any pressure to hang out with people I don’t care about, since I won’t have any friends there.
Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging premieres on the N this Friday night. I’m very excited.
And today I got a letter in the mail about being a student pollworker. No school + $150 = sign me up!
But...
Okay, I enabled ask. →
(via shuffstuff)
Oh, wait, me too! Ask me stuff!!!
591. CANADA MAY NOT HAVE A LARGE ARMY, BUT THEY...
(via gotwisdom)
Reblogged for Shela. Eeeeee!
Can You Tell - Ra Ra Riot
“Furr” - Blitzen Trapper
“Laundry Day” - Neil Patrick Harris,...
The Decade in Review
jweav:
cokecokecoke:
Okay, so I’ll be the first to admit that I might have placed some things in the wrong years. But it’s the thought that counts, right? (Er, even if the thought’s incorrect?) Anyway, I know there’s a lot more that happened; this stuff is just what came to mind first.
Alright Katie, I hate to burst your bubble, but I’ve done my research and come to the conclusion that 2009...
“Great new years eve… Ugh NOT! My granndparents are having funner then me!...”
– My 13-year-old second-cousin’s Facebook status
Proof that I was a total loser in the seventh...
ME: Grr... I have to study for a Grammar Test but I don't want to. Everyone's like, "Oh, it's just on diagramming," but now we have to know everything we've 'learned' so far this year plus where to put them on a diagram. But hey, whatever makes them feel better.
ME: Oops, time to check homework. Haha, Dallas got lunch detention for not doing his h/w. Yay! I got a 100%.
ME: Candy ran out in Ms. Bates' class. Yeah right, I wouldn't bring candy in just so cheaters can take it. Hey, I just go student of the month. Crap, Dallas is checking my h/w and he's like ripping it up. Gtg! Lol, he's not even checking it so I guess I get a 100%.
ME: Dr. Dean thinks he has to explain every perverted thing in Shakespeare, and now they're arguing about which guy in the class is most perverted. [...] Now they're talking about Muslim sex, and dads have to kill their daughters if they have pre-marriage sex. And now Zach's asking if they can go to 3rd base. 25 more minutes left. Shoot me. [...] Oh, I got a 95% on the diagramming.
ME: Have you seen the MV for "Fighter"? She looks so gothic, good song though.
ME: Gtg, Katie. (I got a 97% w/o notes) (science)
(Excerpts from notes.)
“It’s anime. He must have left in a hurry.”
– Best quote from our Sophomore Class Act, courtesy of Keaton!
The Decade in Review
Okay, so I’ll be the first to admit that I might have placed some things in the wrong years. But it’s the thought that counts, right? (Er, even if the thought’s incorrect?) Anyway, I know there’s a lot more that happened; this stuff is just what came to mind first.
2000: The Year of Mrs. Forbes’ Class
We had the best class ever. Mrs. Forbes gave us bubble gum cigars....