December 2011
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Also turn off the goddam Espn because it's early...
I don’t like you. I don’t even think I love you. I tolerate you, because it would be too complicated not to. And I think that’s the best it’s ever going to be. Anything else is just an attempt to make me feel like a better person. I know that sounds bad, and it is. But I need to stop pretending that things will change when I “grow up.” Growing up isn’t...
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Anonymous asked: Anyone who has followed you for a while knows that you don't find rape or sexual assault funny; I hope the flame doesn't worry you too much.
Anonymous asked: why do you think rape is funny. you're a fucking idiot
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SO EXCITED for "and I raped your wife" to become a...
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“I find European Hispanics vastly superior.”
– Marcy, American Horror Story
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AHS Finale Predictions
(Sorry! I tried making a cut and it’s not working! Spoilers!)
After rewatching the entire season (I have a life x1000), here are my predictions for tonight’s episode.
Constance will commit suicide. E! Online said there will be a “shocking death”… The Eclipse article makes it seem like it’ll be Ben, but that would be the LEAST shocking death possible....
My Christmas Wish List
cellardoors:
MCAT Prep Books
Victoria’s Secret Yoga Pants
TOMS shoes
Michael Kors Tortoise Shell Watch
My own copy of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Hard copy of the new Florence & the Machine album
World peace
A kitten
…that’s all I could think of. I also don’t really care if I get any of those things.
Except the world peace, right? I mean, that would be a definite game...
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AHS Finale (Spoiler)
EW: So when Violet shut her eyes and said “Go away” to Tate, does that mean he’s been banished from the house? Will he be back in the finale?
Ryan Murphy: No, he does come back in the finale, and their relationship is played out in the finale. But for the most part that was the conclusion of the relationship.
Sounds pretty conclusive to me. (insidetv.ew.com/2011/12/15/american-horror-story-ryan-murphy-vivien-birth/)
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AHS Questions (& Spoilers)
Forgive me if I just missed something…
How did Addie predict that those redhead twins and Vivian were going to die?
How come we’ve never seen the ghost of Constance’s husband?
Constance said she had four kids? So that’s Addie, Tate, the other brother, and…?
Tate told Constance and Moira that they had to hide the bodies of the home invasion people if they wanted...
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“Nobody cared, then they did. Why?”
– Chuck Klosterman, Six-Word Memoirs
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“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk...”
– Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
How To Cope With Life: Finals Edition
thebrownsugardiaries:
1. Eat inappropriate portions of fruit jellies 2. Unload all your problems to anyone who will listen 3. Fantasize about your mom’s homemade samosas 4. Experiment with uncharted levels of caffeine-to-blood ratios 5. Plan a trip to Chile for some unspecified time in the future 6. Listen to Beyonce 7. Obsess over your tumblr
Alternatively, The Katie Platinum Member Plan:
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“403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it.”
– Log-in fail.
iguessitscooltobealone asked: Nice blog.
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#Truth
Bender: You get along with your parents?
Andrew: Well, if I say yes, I'm an idiot, right?
Bender: You're an idiot anyway... But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too!
- The Breakfast Club
Tonight was one of the weirdest nights I've had in...
If you’d like the full explanation, you know where to find me.
pleasenone:
you’re not the exception
you’re the rule.
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Yo, Is This Racist? →
Also loving this Tumblr.
Anonymous asked: A Cereal mascot? Count Chocula? Tony the Tiger? Tucan Sam? That Golden Grahams Bear? Lucky the Elf? are they… RACIST?
Yo:
- Count Chocula: yes - Tony the Tiger: no - Tucan (sic) Sam: oh snap, actually maybe - That Golden Grahams Bear: no - Lucky the Elf: jesus, yes
Jeezus, why can't I just freakin' man up?