easily distracted.

Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good kick them to the curb and the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.

Amy Poehler (via stupidhandshakeything)


collegehumor:

human-disaster: itsjustemptywords:

2009 Emmy Roundtable:
Has something changed in the last 5 or 10 years for women in comedy? Cause there used to be this myth that women can’t be as funny as men.AMY; Ugh, this question is boring.
2011 Emmy Roundtable:
Do you find that there is a divide between what men think is funny and what women think is funny?AMY;  … I find the question of women in comedy so boring, I don’t wanna talk about it. 

Well said.

collegehumor:

human-disaster: itsjustemptywords:

2009 Emmy Roundtable:

Has something changed in the last 5 or 10 years for women in comedy? Cause there used to be this myth that women can’t be as funny as men.
AMY; Ugh, this question is boring.

2011 Emmy Roundtable:

Do you find that there is a divide between what men think is funny and what women think is funny?
AMY; … I find the question of women in comedy so boring, I don’t wanna talk about it.

Well said.


They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be free to have their knee socks and their sweaty shorts, but I’m over it. I’m over this weird, exhausted girl. I’m over the girl that’s tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.

Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)